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Feb 15, 2012

AADHRITA 2012


MVGR College Of Engineering Presents AADHRITA 2012National Fest with 30+ Events of Technology, Sports and Cultural's . The Event is ScheduledFEBRUARY 27, 28 and 29.


Register online at www.aadhrita.in


Contact : Y.Pradeep +91 9701 49 31 45

Apr 3, 2010

Xpressions Of Eggs


Friend Mail chesaru... Chaala baaga nacchayi ee pics ... so meeku nacchuthayi ani upload chesa.. Click read more for more pics




















Apr 1, 2010

Awesome Photography





Old One... But much Funny...
ps: evvarini kinchaparachalani kaadhu :)


Mar 22, 2010

Telugu movie dialogues in english

1. No one by one sher khan! send hundred once - magadheera.

2. Forest mine hunting mine!- chirutha.

3. Veerashankar reddy!! if plant neglect pickout cut your neck- indra.

4. Pigs only come crowd,lion comes single - shivaji.

5. That man go this man,this man go that man,that man go my mothers husband like that for power anyone come aah?- chathrapathi.

6. Mothers promise horizontally cutt!!- aadhi.

7. You know guntur? i beat here there resound will come- deshamuduru.

8. Brother do you know fruit? phattt!!!! who beat head revolve ,mind blocks he is fruit - pokiri

Jun 7, 2009

JOB VACANCY

OKA WELL KNOWN COMPANY THANA CONSTRUCTION LO PANI CHEYYADAANIKI OKA CRANE OPERATOR KAAVALI ANTA..........
EVARINA SKILL UNNA VALLU UNTEY APPLY CHEYYANDI...
INTHAKI JOB EKKADA ANTEY.....

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May 4, 2009

LOVE

Swallows : 

Here his girl friend is injured and the condition is fatal. 

She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road.



Here he brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion.

He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. 
He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for swallows!


Aware that his sweetheart is dead and will never come back to him again, he cries with adoring love.

He stood beside her, saddened of her death.

Finally aware that she would never return to him, he stood beside her body with sadness and sorrow.

Millions of people cried after watching this picture in America and Europe and even in India. It is said that the photographer sold these pictures for a nominal fee to the most famous newspaper in France. All copies of that newspaper were sold out on the day these pictures were published. 
And many people think animals don't have a brain or feelings????? 

But these days Humans are behaving as brainless and senseless, considering no value for the feelings of others. Let this small mail, bring at least a small change in each one of us, and understand how each one is important for each others. 


BELIEVE IN LOVE......................

thanks sirisha gaaru for sharing this lovely mail with me.. :)

Apr 2, 2009

10 Facts You Didn’t Know About Death

1. When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go — the first is usually sight, followed by taste, smell and touch.

2. A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it has been decapitated.

3. 100 people choke to death on pens each year. One is more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a spider.


4. Alexander’s funeral would have cost $600 million today. A road from Egypt to Babylon was built to carry his body.

5. When inventor Thomas Edison died in 1931, his friend Henry Ford captured his last dying breath in a bottle.

6. Over 2500 left-handed people are killed each year from using products made for right-handed people.

7. It takes longer than ever before a body to decompose due to preservatives in the food that we eat these days.

8. An eternal flame lamp at the tomb of a Buddhist priest in Nara, Japan has kept burning for 1,130 years.

9. Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry is the first person to have his ashes put aboard a rocket and ‘buried’ in space.

10. Japanese factory worker Kenji Urada became the first known fatality caused by a robot in July, 1981, in a car plant.

Feb 20, 2009

nice e-mail i recieved in recent times


A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles.Thegirl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story:
If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent. This is applicable for any relationship like love, friends, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.

Dec 18, 2008

Newton in romantic mood......

universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another gal friend with some loss of money"

first law:

"a boy in love with a girl,continue to be in love with her and a girl in love wid a boy,continue to be in love with him,untill or unless any external agent(brother or father of gal) comes in to play and break the legs of the boy"

second law:

"the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of tha bank balance"


third law:
"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping"



third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

Dec 16, 2008

Upcoming Telugu Block Busters


1) IT Rajyam!!

2) Offshore lo puli - Onsite lo pilli

3) Intlo baava - Office lo Java .....

4) Job vachindhi kaani.....!

5) Fire aina Mogudu - Job vachhina pellam

6) Priyudu nerpina PASCAL,

7) Job ochina kothalo....!

8) Project dorakani Papa,

9) Company pettalani vundhi..!


11) Job-e-naa pranam!,

12)Oracle dada-DBMS!,

13) Toli project...!

14) Yevandi mailochindi,

15) Project kosam,

16) Coding Ramudu

17) A Company aithe naakenti..!?,

18) Aaruguru programmerlu!!!,

19) Pandanti Project!

20) COBOL kaatesindi,

21) Programmer malli puttadu..!,

22) Sri SAP Swamy Mahatyam...!!,

23) Pellam PM aithe!!?,

24) ...Nee Password Naaku Telusu !

25) Amma,Nanna,O'software engineer!!

26) Srivaariki Oka E-Mail,

27) Review cheddam raa,

28) Naakuuu...Project kaavaali..!

29) ...Sorry... naaku already job vundi,

30) Testing ante ideraa

31)Vaddu Bava....Java!!

32)Pavitra project!!

33)Basics Nerpina Bava...!!

34)Mogudu,Pellam,.. O'project!!

35)Ammo! Project Delivery!?

36)Premalo....PM,Programmer!

37)PM..! Vastunnadu jaagratha!!

38)Onsite andagaadu - Offshore Sundari,

39)Evadi coding vaadidhi!!

40)Repati Programmerlu..!

41)Vaadu Proggrammer Kaadu....!

42)Adirindayya Tester!!!

43)Programmer,Tester Madhyalo Bug!!

44)Developer....Chandra kanth!!

45)Wipro Mogudu,Infy Pellam!!

46)Avunu! Vaalliddaru Testerlu!!

47)Tester No:1

48)Nuvvu,Nenu...Project!

49)Project Chesi Choodu!!

50)PM Chebithe Vinaali!!!

Dec 15, 2008

బగ్గు"వద్గీత - బగ్గులు ఎందుకు వస్తాయంటే?


కలియుగాంతం ఆసన్నమయిందిబ్రహ్మ తర్వాత యుగానికి శ్రీకారం చుట్టడానికి 
 సారి వెరైటీగా కంప్యూటర్లో సృష్టి మొదలు పెడదాం అనుకున్నాడు..
అనుకున్నదే తడవుగా ప్రాక్టీస్ కోసం ఏదైనా సాప్ట్ వేర్ కంపనీ లో చేరదాం అని
నిర్ణయించుకొన్నాడుతనతోపాటు ఇంకొంత మంది దేవుళ్ళని కూడా ప్రాక్టీస్ కి అహ్వానించాడు.
బ్రహ్మ సాప్ట్ వేర్ డెవలపర్ గా జాయిన్ అయ్యాడుసాప్ట్ వేర్ ని సృష్టించటం బ్రహ్మ పని.
బ్రహ్మండంగా కోడింగ్మొదలుపెట్టాడుకాని అప్పుడప్పుడు అలవాటులో పొరపాటు గా 
బగ్గులు కూడా వచ్చేవి.
బ్రహ్మ సృష్టించిన బగ్గుల వల్ల ప్రాజెక్ట్ కేమి 
సమస్యలు రాకుండ కాపాడడం, స్థితి కారకుడైన
 విష్ణువు పని కాబట్టివిష్ణు మూర్తి బ్రహ్మ కి టీం లీడర్ గా జాయిన్ అయిపోయాడు.


లయ కారకుడైన మహేశ్వరుడు కూడా టెక్నికల్ డైరెక్టర్ లాగా జాయిన్ అయ్యి ,
బ్రహ్మవిష్ణువులు సృష్టించి,కాపాడుతూన్న (మెయింటైన్ చేస్తున్న ) ప్రాజెక్ట్ లన్ని లయం(స్క్రాప్)
చేస్తూ ఉండెవాడుపొద్దున్న "C" లోచేసిన ప్రాజెక్ట్ ని స్క్రాప్ చేసి సాయంత్రం "C++" లో చేయమనే వాడు.
 తర్వాత రోజు దానిని స్క్రాప్ చేసి "java"లో చేయమంటూ తన ధర్మాన్ని నిర్వర్తించేవాడు.

 రకం గా ప్రాజెక్ట్ లన్నీ స్క్రాప్ అవడం తో విసుగు చెందిన విష్ణు మూర్తిబాగా ఆలోచించి ,
ఇంకా కొంతమందినిటీం లో పెట్టుకుని ఒక్కక్కరి చేత ఒక్కో టెక్నాలజీ లో ప్రాజెక్ట్ 
డెవలప్ చేయించి  సారి అయినా ప్రాజెక్ట్ "OK"చేయించుకోవలని అనుకున్నాడు.
వెంటనే కృష్ణావతారం లో తన అనుంగు మితృడైన అర్జునుడినిఅర్జునుడికన్నా ప్రతిభా పాటవాలు కల 
ఏకలవ్యుడిని టీం లో జాయిన్ చేసుకున్నాడు.

ఏకలవ్యుడు  పని ఇచ్చినా తన శక్తి సామర్ధ్యాలతో వెంటనే పూర్తి చేసేసేవాడుఒక వేళ
 తనకి  టెక్నాలజీరాకున్నా టెక్నాలజీని గురు ముఖంగా నేర్చుకోకపొయినా మనసులో
 గురువు గారిని ధ్యానించుకొని,గూగుల్ లో సెర్చ్ కొట్టి ప్రాక్టీస్ చేసి నేర్చేసుకొనేవాడు(కాపీ పేస్ట్ చేసేవాడు).
 కాని పాపం అర్జునుడు అలా కాదు.గురు ముఖంగా విననిదే  టెక్నాలజీ నేర్చుకొలేకపోయెవాడు.

ఒక సారి అర్జునుడు చేసిన కోడ్ లో కుప్పలు తెప్పలు గా బగ్గులు వచ్చాయిసాయంత్రానికి అన్ని 
బగ్గులుఫిక్స్ చేయాలని విష్ణు మూర్తి డెడ్ లైన్ ఇచ్చి వెళ్ళాడుఅర్జునుడు మహా భారత యుధ్ధం లో
 కౌరవ సేన లాఉన్న బగ్గులని చూసాడుభయపడ్డాడువిలపించాడుఅస్త్ర సన్యాసం (రాజీనామా
చేస్తున్నాని ప్రకటించాడు.

అర్జునుడి మాటలు విన్న విష్ణు మూర్తి వెంటనే కృష్ణావతారం లోకి మారిపోయి
"అర్జునా !
బగ్గు సృష్టించేది ఎవరుఫిక్స్ చేసేది ఎవరుఇదంతా మిధ్య నాయనా!
బగ్గు ఒక్కటె శాశ్వతమునిత్యముసత్యముఅది అగ్నిచే కాల్చబడదునీటిచే తడుపడదుకోడు చే 
ఫిక్స్చేయబడదు.! మానవుడు ఒక వస్త్రాన్ని వదలి వేరొక వస్త్రాన్ని ధరించినట్టు బగ్గు ఒక రూపాన్ని
 వదలి వేరొక రూపాన్నిధరిస్తుంది.
నువ్వు ఏం బగ్గు సృష్టించావని నీవు బాధ పడుతున్నావు రోజు నీకు అసైన్ చేసిన బగ్గు నిన్న
 వేరొకరికిఅసైన్ కాలేదారేపు వేరొకరికి అసైన్ కాదా?అని సాప్ట్ వేర్ జీవిత (లైఫ్ సైకిల్పరమార్ధాన్ని 
 వివరించ గానే దుఃఖాన్ని విడచి కార్యొన్ముఖుడై బగ్గులన్నిఫిక్స్ చేసాడు.

అప్పటి నుంచి సాప్ట్ వేర్ ఉద్యోగులందరు తమ తమ స్థానాలలో త్రిమూర్తులుఅర్జునుడుఏకలవ్యుడుఏర్పరిచిన 
సాంప్రదాయాలని పాటిస్తూ బగ్గులని ఒక రూపం నుంచి మరొక రూపానికి మారుస్తునే ఉన్నారు.