satires On Celebrities n Film dailouges

Evvarini noppinchadaniki kaadhu.... Just for Fun anthey....

1) haddu daati kampu cheyyoddu.

Chiru, balayya mantesukunte bavalochhi chali kaasukunnaru

2)jr ntr: rey, ee simhadri meesam meedha chey vesthe, pataalam nunchi agni parvatham baddhalai paiki lesthundhi.............

punch: ohoo mari shave chesukuneppudu fire engine ki call chesthava prati roju?



3)Balakrishna : ne oorocha nee inti kocha nee nattintikocha

punch : bus charge kaavalani sutiga adagochugaa


4)CHIRU : syee antey seconu ku oka head thestaa ... indra indrasena reddy ..

punch:Thanx babu.....neelanti vaadikosame chusthunna.....ee chicken shop nuvve chusukovali inka

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5)sr ntr from daana veera sura karna: emantivi emantivi?
punch: ee vinapadaleda?

6)HK : ee seetaih evari maata vianadu !!

punch : anthe le age baar ayyika inkem vinipistundi papam !!

7)Ek Niranjan : Amma ledu nanna ledu ... ek niranjan !!

punch : you naughty.. vallidaru lekunda nuvella vachhavamma !!

8)Krishna Agni Parvatam : Aggi pette unda ??

punch : sorry bro, pullalu aypoyayi !!

9)jr: Amma thodu addanga narikestha

Mutton musthan: ettaina narukkora bhai nelaku 300 istha..

10)DVSK lo Shakuni with Suyodhana:
Hita purohita bhrutya aamaatya saamantha dhanda naayaka vaara vanitha janathaa nrutya naatya kalaa vinoda manoharambagu parivaaramutho, chaturanga bala samethulai, sata sodara samanvitulai, sri sri sri gaandhaariii sutaagrajulu indraprastha puramunaku vijayam cheyavalasinde... !!

Punch :

Andaram kalisi poodamani okka mukkalo cheppocchu kadayya...neekenduku peddayanaa ee vayasulo intha pedda samaasaalu..mallii emanna ante daggu vasthundi antaav..... !!

11)Chiru : Telugu basha lo naaku nachhani padam Kshaminchinadi !!

punch : parledu english lo sorry cheppeyyndi !!

12)Mahesh Pokiri : Cinemalu soodatledti ??

Punch : ledu pandu gaaru ee madhya tv ads thone gadipesunnam !!

13)Chandramukhi : La Ka La Ka La Ka ....

Punch : La taruvata ka kaadu Ka taruvaa LA, chass araavollu telugu maatidite ilaage untadi !!

14)Rajini : Naa daari Rahadaari ..

Punch : ee ooru eltundo ??

15)James Bond, Chiru, Balayya are traveling on a same plane ..

Bond sits next to chiru ...

B: Hi, I am Bond, James Bond !!

C : Hi,
I'm Prasad
Vara Prasad,
Shakara Vara Prasad
Shiva Shankara Vara Prasad
Konidela Shiva Shankara Vara Prasad !!

bond ki dimma tirigi, he changes his seat, and sits next to Bala

Bond : Hi, I'm Bond, James Bond.

Balayya : aayi, My father then and, you know aaahh ... maa ... aaah mari ...aah ..

(after 5 min Bond jumps off the plane) !!

16)Genelia :Anthe naa ...veeelithe naalugu maatalu .. kudhirithe Kappu cofffee.. !!

Punch: mundu bill evaru kadatro cheppi tagalettu !!