Newton in romantic mood......

universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another gal friend with some loss of money"

first law:

"a boy in love with a girl,continue to be in love with her and a girl in love wid a boy,continue to be in love with him,untill or unless any external agent(brother or father of gal) comes in to play and break the legs of the boy"

second law:

"the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of tha bank balance"


third law:

"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping"



third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping."